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A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Tourists

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Omara Portuondo

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Rise of Modern Art

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Then what happened?"

Raphael

I love Museum Shops

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'