Cultural Visit Prints

A Snake Charmer's snake is on a lunch break

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Tourists

Paul Klee

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Omara Portuondo

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Raphael

"Then what happened?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

I love Museum Shops

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."