Millennial Meme Lover Pillows

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Quick, before the shock wave hits."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

The Modern Novel.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Mark Zuckerberg

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"This is a company which is going places...."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"Tinnitus?"

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"He's an indoor cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

'for more obit info, go to...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."