Millennial Trends Pillows

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Politically Correct Snowperson

Wifi in Hell

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Fur Baby

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Woke Jersey Shore

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

It's a Millennial Generation Life off!

"Avocado...t-toast..."

"Son, you don't need social media to make you feel inadequate and depressed - you've got your parents."

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

Captain Millennial

Man bun tending

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Hipster Charm Offensive

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

"I'm sorry, Dave. You lost me after the first 140 words."

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

Millennial

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

"Emotional support person or not, you cannot bring your Mom to work."

"But...I didn't even get my participation trophy! It's not fair!"

Crybaby Millennials

Metamorphosis: Nature's Magnificent Reveal

Disloyal

Sitting Desk, Standing Desk, Leaning Desk, Sleeping Desk.

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."