Teenage Trendsetters Pillows

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

'Teenagers!'

Haircuts

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"We have the exact same taste."

Pop Culture for Teens

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Little Red Riding Hoodie

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"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Nice bling!'

Woke Jersey Shore

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

QR tattoo.

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt