Teenage Trendsetters T-Shirts

"Hello, Dynomite Tattoo Company? I have an idea...a tatoo for guys everywhere...something that when applied will impress all of their friends and especially girls. I call it Baldo's Phonee Hickee Stickee."

Haircuts

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"We have the exact same taste."

Musical notes bubble gum.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Nice bling!'

Woke Jersey Shore

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

QR tattoo.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'