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'Problem. I've had a puncture.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

The Brothers Grime

Musical notes bubble gum.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Pop Culture for Teens

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

City centre pub.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Actually, my species is not nocturnal: I'm just a teenager..."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

The last family vacation

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'