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'Is this one of those times that I'm supposed to hold your hand or disappear?'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

As long as my pants hold up, I'll be fine.

'What will those kids be wearing next?'

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

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"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Back To School Supplies.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Obnox.com.

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."