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'Nothing much. Just waiting for the internet to tell me what I'm supposed to like.'

'Spike, meet my dad - he overreacts.'

'What sport are you pretending interest in this time?'

The Tumors' rebellious son.

"Give me a hug!"

'Girls her age don't act like they're listening, but. . . they are. . . She knows what you expect of her, and she'll live up to that, more or less. . . C'mon. How much trouble can she get into?'

City centre pub.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

The Brothers Grime

Text Culture

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"Nice haircut."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Clubbing

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'More hair than brains.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."