Teenage Lifestyle T-Shirts

Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Teenage Angst.

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

City centre pub.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

Pubertry

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Baldo, we need to talk."