Teenage Lifestyle Pillows

Blemish, Zit, Mole and Pimple.

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Teenage Angst.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

City centre pub.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Pubertry

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Baldo, we need to talk."