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"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

"My Mum said I looked cute with short hair. So."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"I just broke up with my boyfriend. He said if I really loved him, I would get a job and help him buy a car."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I heard at school that Baldo kissed a girl. Can you pass the macaroni and cheese?"

"But why can't we question authority together?"

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

'That's right, Arthur, I've been grounded.'

'You're not leaving the house like that, young lady!'

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.