Teenage Life Gifts

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

'OK it's extreme, but so is the zit on my nose,'

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."

You Must Be This Tall - To Have An Opinion

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"It looks as though our baby has found another spot on her chin."

'I'm getting a tattoo removed just to annoy my parents.'

"My Mum said I looked cute with short hair. So."

"Yeah, I've noticed it too: Young Master's smell has changed a lot since he's become a teenager..."

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

"You're mad at your parents? Why?"

"Dude, I think I really, really like Estella."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Have you talked to Baldo about girls lately?"

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"I just broke up with my boyfriend. He said if I really loved him, I would get a job and help him buy a car."

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

"I heard at school that Baldo kissed a girl. Can you pass the macaroni and cheese?"

"But why can't we question authority together?"

Hello, Mrs. Jenkins? This is Axel Fusco, a classmate of your daughter. May I speak to her? Yes, I know she's not allowed to date boys yet, but

Introduce yourself to the new girl. Ok. I hope she doesn�t have some wacky, ethnic name. Be nice. Um�Hi! My name's Twig. Twig? What kind of wacky, ethnic name is that?

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Just because you'll never have a boyfriend doesn't mean you get to bring everyone else down. Who cares about dating? Brnng. I'll get it. It's your prince. Hi? It's, um, Amy? Is, um, Teddy, like, there? Sure. I'll give you to him!

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

'Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'I want to go to a place where there's no parents!'

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'