Teen Life Gifts

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

"When I left for school this morning, were we getting along, or did I promise never to talk to you again?"

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

"She won't even notice when it's safe to go out again."

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

'What a silly misunderstanding - you meant I should be home by ten-thirty P.M.?'

Teenage Angst.

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

"Are you going on one of these 'stress' courses?"

'I told him money wouldn't make him happy and he said, 'Prove it.' That put an end to that dialogue.'

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'

"This job is way too hard! Crazy customer...rude suppliers...kids who mess up displays...and all we get is $5.15 an hour! It's nothing but sheer exploitation of hard-working American teenagers!"

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'If sex is a game I'm scoreless!'

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Do you have any Nine O'clock Madness? I'm not allowed out past ten."

'It's my secret to meeting girls. It covers the odor of school bus with the smell of a new car.'

Daughter makes out with boyfriend as dad falls asleep.

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'Does this mean you're grounded?'

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

'Billy Cargill doesn't have any facebook friends. He's a loner.'

'Last night my parents said they didn't mind a bit and it was perfectly OK with them if I smoked... so I quit.'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"Hi Bobby, grounded again?"

"I don't want to go with you and Master to the dog-park to socialise Mum: I'm in a bad mood!"

"Mom, how long have I had this birthmark?"

"So who do you think Carolina is?"