Teen Life Expert Gifts

"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Teenage Angst.

Welcome to your new English Class.

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Pubertry

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Fishbowl Rebellion

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'Actually, this is my vacation. I'm a substitute teacher.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

"You said you'd be home at half a candle."