Teen Life Enthusiast Gifts

Wait for it....

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Reach for the Star.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Teenage Angst.

Teen's Comet

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"I need a gap year."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

Pubertry

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"We're out of empanadas!"

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!