Teen Life Enthusiast Pillows

Wait for it....

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

Reach for the Star.

"Three more years of high school."

The Brothers Grime

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Teenage Angst.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Teen's Comet

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"I need a gap year."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

Pubertry

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Fishbowl Rebellion

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."