Teen Life Analyst Pillows

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

"Three more years of high school."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

PROBLEM AREAS

Fishbowl rebellion.

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Teenage Angst.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Pubertry

"I'm you, from the future, here to deliver a witty comeback line."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Stop smirking, it's just an expression! You know perfectly well what I mean when I say I'm putting my foot down and you can't go out tonight!"

Fishbowl Rebellion

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"We're out of empanadas!"

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

'All those years of teaching me to walk and talk. . . now all they want is for me to sit down and shut up!'

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

"You said you'd be home at half a candle."

'Be back by 5 AM, and NO texting while echolocating!'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."