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"My boss is always telling me what to do."

Rage.

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'It's not fair! I'm socially excluded from gang culture.'

"You're about to enter a semi-autonomous region of this house."

'Where did we go wrong...?'

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"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

That's when I decided why should I care

'Sure he's cute, smart and athletic. But my parents would approve of him and that wouldn't work for me.'

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

"No Justin. I'm saving myself for college."

'It feels like days!'

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

'Do you have to be so bloody wonderful? I'd like something to kick against.'

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

"They can recognize eight different pings from their apps, but they can't hear me when i ask them eight times to set the table."