Teenage Troubles Enthusiast Pillows

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'He needs professional HELP!'

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

'This is coming out of your allowance!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

Gotta babysit. Too bad! Tap tap. The worst part is the first! Subduing little monsters? Tap tap. No

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

Girl to other re: Drama Class: 'Is that where all the girls gossip and fight over guys?'

"Dear Ask Sadie, My mom is always nagging me to clean my room. I don't see why I should have to. I like it the way it is. I don't nag at her for having a clean room, because I know that's how she likes it. How can I get her to just let me be?" "Excellent question. The thing is, it's your mother's job to shape you into a respectable person." "If you think 'being you' includes being dirty, that means you're a dirty, slovenly filth-beast..." "...who will end up alone and miserable because no liv

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I kept dropping my phone and cracking the screen. So, my parents bought me a thicker cover."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

"'Baldo, why did you do this?'...'Baldo why did you do that?' The trouble with being a teenager is that nobody understands me! And that includes me."

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"Baldo, I'm sorry! Tia Carmen's friend Maria left this book here by accident. Silly me, I thought it was yours! Ha ha ha!"

The statue of puberty.

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"How real is your fake ID?"

"My boss is always telling me what to do."

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!

"Cheer up. Your dad had so many pimples in high school, we played connect-the-dots on his yearbook photo."

"Baldo, what would you do if there was a girl who never left you alone?"

'It feels like days!'