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"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Computer Frustration

Twins

"The pilots are trained on all the plane's technology, but they're still having a hard time with the backup camera."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'Other than the hatchet I don't know what could be wrong with it.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"You look good in that."

'Make it a quadruple.'

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"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Twins

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'

"Look mate, I keep rebooting and nothing happens!!"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."