Double Trouble Enthusiast Pillows

The single adventure of Double Dog.

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Twins

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Tennis Match.

'Of course I forgot your birthday and our wedding anniversary! Hey, this is hell!'

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

Gemini

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'Anyone for doubles?'

'Fred leads a double life, and I can't stand either one of them!'

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

"Your face looks familiar too!"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#6 "Kick me, stroke me, represents the essential duality of my nature..."

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.