Double Trouble Enthusiast Gifts

The single adventure of Double Dog.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Twins

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

'Of course I forgot your birthday and our wedding anniversary! Hey, this is hell!'

Tennis Match.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

'Fred leads a double life, and I can't stand either one of them!'

'Anyone for doubles?'

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'

Gemini

Finally, as one Systems Designer to another....

"Your face looks familiar too!"

'Banks' man pulling petals out of a flower marked 'Sell out' 'Don't sell out'.