Double Dutch Enthusiast Gifts

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

'Tasty bird.'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Twins

Businessman fences with three others.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 8

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

Senator Olympia Snowe, Washington's Power Person of the Month.