Double Entendre Enthusiast Gifts

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Donut Ho

'Tasty bird.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I ask for nothing but your company."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Ace High

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

Square Yard

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

What a pear?

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

"Another double-header."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

''Stiff shaft', 'long and straight', 'up and in'...I thought you were talking about sex!'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"I felt the Earth Move!"

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

Fist bumps in other languages

"...So we arrived at 'Enjoy in whatever way you see fit this particular time of year'..."