Double Entendre Enthusiasts Gifts

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Gender Reveal

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Square Yard

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

What a pear?

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

"Another double-header."

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'At the doubles bar.'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

'Writing a French test to keep my boring middle management government job? ...Not!'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

"I ask for nothing but your company."

'Gagging for it.'

Sed Revocare Gradum.