Double Entendre Enthusiasts Gifts

"I was thinking income when you mentioned double dipping."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Ace High

'Tasty bird.'

'What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?'

Grass saying: mow me/feed me/weed me/roll me.

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Gender Reveal

Square Yard

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

What a pear?

'You're suffering from a rare condition called 'chameleon syndrome'.'

"Another double-header."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

'At the doubles bar.'

1668: Just before innuendo was invented.

"Oh my god! The new neighbours are swingers."

"I ask for nothing but your company."

'Gagging for it.'

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

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