Double Dutch Fans Gifts

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

Captain in a storm

Easter Candy Island.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Bicycle Sidecar.

I love you Geyser...

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Frankie and Annette.

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'It happened on Valentin's Day. My husband thought it would be romantic to replace my heart pill medication with candy hearts...'

'That does it You need glasses'

"No on seemed to mind me dressing like this when I was younger!"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Square Yard

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

'Now when I get back, I want to see a happy little man with a heart full of love, or you'll get a punch in the teeth!!'

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah

Valentine's - Hungry Heart

Tennis Match.

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

"I thought mom said she used to be good at Double Dutch?"

"Northern pole all-nighter

Santa Face in Sheep

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

Tennis talking over the net.

'The day-old doughnuts may be a false economy.'

Valentine's day dog.

'Since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying without a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll show up in court fully clothed, I think I can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."