Doubles Fan Gifts

Tennis talking over the net.

Bowled over again!

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Pokemon Get Lost

Bicycle Sidecar.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Frankie and Annette.

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Square Yard

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Sania Mirza

Tennis Match.

"Well son - they're orthoducks."

Seasonal Overlap.

Leaf duel.

'Anyone for doubles?'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

"So, I can touch myself whenever I want?"

'Tea and crumpet - £50.'

When the temperature soars, I lug out this big, weighty thing. Pant pant. Ugh! then I louldy play some songs from Metallica and Iron Maiden. It's heavy metal fan.

'He's been poaching for forty years and she couldn't take it any more.'

'I'm making enquiries following the assault on an electric fan salesman, outside this property.'