Duel Fan Gifts

"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Sawrd Fighting

Wrestling Champion.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Frankie and Annette.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

'Look out for his low punches.'

No hitting below the belt!

'Agreed then? Your boy takes a dive in the fifth...'

'Such petulance!'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'He has a great left hook,'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

Angel and Devil Music.