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"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Skate or die."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Sawrd Fighting

Wrestling Champion.

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Frankie and Annette.

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Angel and Devil Music.

'Look out for his low punches.'

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'Such petulance!'

No hitting below the belt!

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."