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"Gumfighters of the Old West."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Giant Monster in Bath

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

M16 Code-breakers office

WWFood Stores.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Medieval King

Sawrd Fighting

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Mermaid and old sailor

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!