Duel Fanatics Gifts

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Giant Monster in Bath

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

M16 Code-breakers office

WWFood Stores.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Medieval King

Sawrd Fighting

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Pistols at dawn?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Businessman fences with three others.

Mermaid and old sailor

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Harry Sotter

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff