Duel Enthusiasts Gifts

Sawrd Fighting

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Cactus Hold Up

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

'Howitzers at dawn.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

"Them's dancin' words."

The baron sneered at the choice of weapon. But, little did he know that Sir Guy was deadly with a soup ladle.