Duel Enthusiasts Gifts

Sawrd Fighting

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Skate or die."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Cactus Hold Up

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

'Ha! You think I'd really fall for the old 'stampede-behind-you' trick?'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

"Them's dancin' words."

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'