Fight Fanatic Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer games

'Now that I've got him coming to me, how do I make him go away?'

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Chiller Theatre

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I hope it;s an express.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Mayo-A-Mayo

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Sales

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Horror writer.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Rugby Mad.

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Wrestling Champion.

"Hey Ref - any chance you can get those buzzards to quit circling over my fighter?"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'