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"After fourteen straight draws it seemed like the only decent way to settle who was the best."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Skate or die."

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Free Range Golfers

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Where the hell are my clubs ?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Good shot!'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Golf Crime Scene.