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"Pistols at dawn?"

"Skate or die."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Sawrd Fighting

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

The Andrews brothers had an ongoing competition of seeing who could donate a pint of blood the fastest.

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

Peace Fighting

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

This one is yours!

Strictly Come Dancing Wild West Style