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"Pistols at dawn?"

"Skate or die."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I hate snowboarders!'

Sawrd Fighting

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."

Peace Fighting

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

This one is yours!

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

Spectators at a coliseum

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

"Gumfighters of the Old West."