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Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Skate or die."

James decided to stay in that night.

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

Staycation Photos

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

Duelling personalities.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Catching the Sun

Pandemic playhouse.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'