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"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'I win!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Trash-talkin' artists

The Queen

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Foul!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Painter'

Angel and Devil Music.

Fauna Hybrids

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'Hot enough for ya?'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

Heaven Mk. II.

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Tennis talking over the net.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser