Diamond Duel Fan Gifts

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'I win!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Trash-talkin' artists

The Queen

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'Painter'

Angel and Devil Music.

Fauna Hybrids

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"Foul!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Heaven Mk. II.

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Tennis talking over the net.

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

"His parents were pretty open-minded, romantically speaking."

"Coordinates 135 and 350."