Classic Duel Fan Gifts

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"How was the play!"

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'And this is our basic model.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Angel and Devil Music.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

Jacques Loussier.

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.