Classic Duel Fan Gifts

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Adult Barbershop

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

"How was the play!"

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Elvis' autopsy

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Angel and Devil Music.

'And this is our basic model.'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'Oh, I never vote -- I'm afraid of getting mixed up in a cult.'

"Ok, what's so unique about you, Mr Superhero who's never been in a Hollywood Blockbuster man?"

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Jacques Loussier.