Gentleman Duel Fan Gifts

"Next time I get to choose the weapon first."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Businessman fences with three others.

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

The Life of the Party

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Sword Fight

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

Tennis talking over the net.

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

Leaf duel.

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

'Howitzers at dawn.'