Double Trouble Duo Fan Gifts

Tennis Match.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Pokemon Get Lost

"It's not what you think."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Frankie and Annette.

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Shy Man at Party

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Tennis talking over the net.

"I never know what to do with my hands at a party"

'Anyone for doubles?'

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

"Sorry, but I've decided to start doing my own material."

"So close."

Rudy, I want you to get to know my pet gerbil. I think I'm catching a cold. He's not good in new situations. I can hear you. This is weird. Don't freak out, Rudy. Trust me, it's all very normal. Want a hand bath? I want a Kleenex. Help.

"No, I don't think Tna Fey and Amy Poehler would want you to be a part of what they've got going."

"Trish, this is my mother. Mom, put down the cheese grater."

"He didn't have to get snippy about it!"

'We come as a pair - we're applying for headship and assistant post.'

"Next time I get to choose the weapon first."

The single adventure of Double Dog.

"I can't believe it! Someone stole my stupid car!"