Double Trouble Fan Gifts

Two identical men at party, "Harvey this is William, he impersonates people"

'Anyone for doubles?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Bright idea

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Road Guilt

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

That side up.

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Tennis Match.

Effective communications

Tennis talking over the net.

Tear Along this Line.

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

'Twins? But I can only afford one!'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Problem Solving at the Urinal

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

"Coordinates 135 and 350."

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

We need to wrap our heads around this.

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

Family acid trip

B.R. tries to solve the Network S.E. problem

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."