Problem-solving Fan Gifts

Effective communications

'We need someone in here, like now.'

We need to wrap our heads around this.

"Great work! Now the problem seems highly complex in a way that we, and only we, can solve."

'I found another pothole.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

Squirrel and bird feeder.

That side up.

B.R. tries to solve the Network S.E. problem

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Problem Solving at the Urinal

Bright idea

'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'

Computer Room.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

A dog and a robot dog

Business Confusion

Umbrella Roof

A good leader has effective conflict resolution strategies in place.

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"You need to learn to solve your own problems."

"Travel changed me."