Driver's Dilemma Fan Gifts

Road Guilt

Bright idea

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Support groups for car repairs.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'I found another pothole.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

A dog and a robot dog

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Tic tac toe.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Freak Accident Specialist

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

That side up.

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

I don't know what they are, but they're keeping up with us.

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

Effective communications

"If I need to stop smoking and lose weight...what are you going to do about it?"

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

'Whew!'

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

'Anyone for doubles?'

Problem Solving at the Urinal

"Coordinates 135 and 350."