Delivery Dilemma Fan Gifts

"There must be some mistake. I only ordered one peck of pickled peppers."

Bright idea

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

"Mr. Stilz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Road Guilt

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'I'll get this rock; you get the other.'

"Matey! Me cell connection's down. Throw me a landline!"

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'We need someone in here, like now.'

'Well, I've managed to get rid of the annoying double vision effect on your T.V.'

That side up.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

Why Leave Home?

Effective communications

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"Our privacy policy has changed. Press 'I Agree,' because what are you really going to do about it?"

"Nothing is wrong with the machine. Press the buttons harder. You need to work on your people skills."

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."