Delivery Service Fans Gifts

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"There's the mailman!"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Cornucopia Prime

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Waiter on a horse.

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Netflix Award Show

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Why Leave Home?

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

'Use the delivery entrance.'

"You got to love DoorDash!"