Delivery Service Fans T-Shirts

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Waiter on a horse.

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Cornucopia Prime

Netflix Award Show

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

"You got to love DoorDash!"

'Use the delivery entrance.'

Bucket brigade delivery.