Delivery Service Aficionados T-Shirts

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'Martha, did you order a 100 pound bag of peanuts?'

Cornucopia Prime

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."

"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

Agoraphobic's shrine

"You got to love DoorDash!"