Delivery Service Lover T-Shirts

Santa sends it all by FedEx.

Thank you, Essential Workers

How Amazon was invented

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Anything for me?"

Wine of the Day Club

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Up your end.

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Too much packaging

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"